“三无产品”自杀记 |
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我是一包马上就要出厂的零食,名字叫“QQ”。看我,胖胖的,鼓鼓的,多强壮啊! | wo shi yi bao ma shang jiu yao chu an de ling shi ,ming zi jiao “QQ”。kan wo ,pan pan de ,gu gu de ,duo jiang zhuang a ! |
过了一个星期,我有了一个新家――一家便利店的台柜。那上面还有好多我的同伴,挨挨挤挤的,站在一起。我们天天快乐地生活,快乐地玩耍,可就是没发觉自己是产家为了省钱、骗钱而制造出来的“三无产品”。 | guo le yi ge xing ji ,wo you le yi ge xin jia ――yi jia bian li dian de tai gui 。na shang mian hai you hao duo wo de tong ban ,ai ai ji ji de ,zhan zai yi qi 。wo men tian tian kuai le de sheng huo ,kuai le de wan shua ,ke jiu shi mei fa jiao zi ji shi chan jia wei le sheng qian 、pian qian er zhi zao chu lai de “san mo chan pin ”。 |
直到有一天,我好奇地侧着脑袋往外边看我衣服上那些黑黑的字,想要知道自己最多还有多长的寿命。读着读着,怎么找不到生产地址、生产日期呢?我非常害怕,马上看看四周的朋友有没有这几个重点。“他们都没有!”我不禁大声叫了出来,周围的同伴连忙歪过脑袋来看,我把发现的问题告诉了他们。顿时,议论声四起。一包零食听了,胆怯地说:“我们是不是人们常说的‘三无产品’?”正巧这时,一个小女孩蹦蹦跳跳地跑了进来,随手就拿了一包零食到老板那付了钱,高兴地走了。我用尽全力叫道:“别买,别买!”可小女孩已经跑得远远的了。 | zhi dao you yi tian ,wo hao ji de ce zhao nao dai wang wai bian kan wo yi fu shang na xie hei hei de zi ,xiang yao zhi dao zi ji zui duo hai you duo chang de shou ming 。dou zhao dou zhao ,zen me zhao bu dao sheng chan de zhi 、sheng chan ri ji ne ?wo fei chang hai pa ,ma shang kan kan si zhou de peng you you mei you zhe ji ge chong dian 。“ta men dou mei you !”wo bu jin da sheng jiao le chu lai ,zhou wei de tong ban lian mang wai guo nao dai lai kan ,wo ba fa xian de wen ti gao su le ta men 。du shi ,yi lun sheng si qi 。yi bao ling shi ting le ,dan qie de shui :“wo men shi bu shi ren men chang shui de ‘san mo chan pin ’?”zheng qiao zhe shi ,yi ge xiao nv hai beng beng tiao tiao de pao le jin lai ,sui shou jiu na le yi bao ling shi dao lao ban na fu le qian ,gao xing de zou le 。wo yong jin quan li jiao dao :“bie mai ,bie mai !”ke xiao nv hai yi jing pao de yuan yuan de le 。 |
后来几天,又有好多同伴被人买走了。我呆呆地立在角落,看着他们失魂落魄地离开柜台而去,看着老板收着钱却毫无愧疚,想着自己尽力劝说却不曾有人听见。我非常生气:为什么在有些人眼里,钱比什么都重要,甚至连人命都不顾呢?我该怎么办?正在这时,一位家长带着一个捂着肚子哭泣的女孩走进来了。显然是上次来买我们家族那包零食的女孩。那位家长说:“老板,自从上次我女儿到你这买了一包‘QQ’后,她每天早上起来就往厕所跑……”老板毫不在意地说:“不可能在我这儿买的啦!”那位家长终于来气了:“怎么这样呢?”可是老板死不承认。边上哭泣的女孩哭得更大声了,家长连忙走过去抱住女儿:“别怕,我送你上医院,以后不要随便买零食了。” | hou lai ji tian ,you you hao duo tong ban bei ren mai zou le 。wo dai dai de li zai jiao la ,kan zhao ta men shi hun la bo de li kai gui tai er qu ,kan zhao lao ban shou zhao qian que hao mo kui jiu ,xiang zhao zi ji jin li quan shui que bu ceng you ren ting jian 。wo fei chang sheng qi :wei shen me zai you xie ren yan li ,qian bi shen me dou chong yao ,shen zhi lian ren ming dou bu gu ne ?wo gai zen me ban ?zheng zai zhe shi ,yi wei jia chang dai zhao yi ge wu zhao du zi ku qi de nv hai zou jin lai le 。xian ran shi shang ci lai mai wo men jia zu na bao ling shi de nv hai 。na wei jia chang shui :“lao ban ,zi cong shang ci wo nv er dao ni zhe mai le yi bao ‘QQ’hou ,ta mei tian zao shang qi lai jiu wang ce suo pao ……”lao ban hao bu zai yi de shui :“bu ke neng zai wo zhe er mai de la !”na wei jia chang zhong yu lai qi le :“zen me zhe yang ne ?”ke shi lao ban si bu cheng ren 。bian shang ku qi de nv hai ku de geng da sheng le ,jia chang lian mang zou guo qu bao zhu nv er :“bie pa ,wo song ni shang yi yuan ,yi hou bu yao sui bian mai ling shi le 。” |
我更伤心了,我的同伴也非常苦恼,因为我们也是杀人凶手之一。我们相互讨论了一下,决定自杀,不能让那些贪财的人借我们来害人了。于是,过了一会儿,我们趁老板没在意,使出全身吃奶的劲你推我搡,最后摔在地上碎了,洒得满地都是。老板看了看我们,沮丧地摇了摇头,而我们却为救了一些无辜者而牺牲感受到了一抹光荣。 | wo geng shang xin le ,wo de tong ban ye fei chang ku nao ,yin wei wo men ye shi sha ren xiong shou zhi yi 。wo men xiang hu tao lun le yi xia ,jue ding zi sha ,bu neng rang na xie tan cai de ren jie wo men lai hai ren le 。yu shi ,guo le yi hui er ,wo men chen lao ban mei zai yi ,shi chu quan shen chi nai de jin ni tui wo sang ,zui hou shuai zai de shang sui le ,sa de man de dou shi 。lao ban kan le kan wo men ,ju sang de yao le yao tou ,er wo men que wei jiu le yi xie mo gu zhe er xi sheng gan shou dao le yi ma guang rong 。 |
“识字的人们,你们可不能算是无辜者哦。买东西时,请切记:看清包装上面的生产日期和有效期、生产地址、联系电话!遇到问题一定要告诉工商部门。” | “shi zi de ren men ,ni men ke bu neng suan shi mo gu zhe e 。mai dong xi shi ,qing qie ji :kan qing bao zhuang shang mian de sheng chan ri ji he you xiao ji 、sheng chan de zhi 、lian ji dian hua !yu dao wen ti yi ding yao gao su gong shang bu men 。” |
―― 一包零食的遗言。 | ―― yi bao ling shi de wei yan 。 |
wo shi yi bao ma shang jiu yao chu an de ling shi ,ming zi jiao “QQ”。kan wo ,pan pan de ,gu gu de ,duo
jiang zhuang a !
guo le yi ge xing ji ,wo you le yi ge xin jia ――yi jia bian li dian de tai gui 。na shang mian hai you hao duo wo de tong ban ,ai ai ji ji de ,zhan zai yi qi 。wo men tian tian kuai le de sheng huo ,kuai le de wan shua ,ke jiu shi mei fa jiao zi ji shi chan jia wei le sheng qian 、pian qian er zhi zao chu lai de “san mo chan pin ”。
zhi dao you yi tian ,wo hao ji de ce zhao nao dai wang wai bian kan wo yi fu shang na xie hei hei de zi ,xiang yao zhi dao zi ji zui duo hai you duo chang de shou ming 。dou zhao dou zhao ,zen me zhao bu dao sheng chan de zhi 、sheng chan ri ji ne ?wo fei chang hai pa ,ma shang kan kan si zhou de peng you you mei you zhe ji ge chong dian 。“ta men dou mei you !”wo bu jin da sheng jiao le chu lai ,zhou wei de tong ban lian mang wai guo nao dai lai kan ,wo ba fa xian de wen ti gao su le ta men 。du shi ,yi lun sheng si qi 。yi bao ling shi ting le ,dan qie de shui :“wo men shi bu shi ren men chang shui de ‘san mo chan pin ’?”zheng qiao zhe shi ,yi ge xiao nv hai beng beng tiao tiao de pao le jin lai ,sui shou jiu na le yi bao ling shi dao lao ban na fu le qian ,gao xing de zou le 。wo yong jin quan li jiao dao :“bie mai ,bie mai !”ke xiao nv hai yi jing pao de yuan yuan de le 。
hou lai ji tian ,you you hao duo tong ban bei ren mai zou le 。wo dai dai de li zai jiao la ,kan zhao ta men shi hun la bo de li kai gui tai er qu ,kan zhao lao ban shou zhao qian que hao mo kui jiu ,xiang zhao zi ji jin li quan shui que bu ceng you ren ting jian 。wo fei chang sheng qi :wei shen me zai you xie ren yan li ,qian bi shen me dou chong yao ,shen zhi lian ren ming dou bu gu ne ?wo gai zen me ban ?zheng zai zhe shi ,yi wei jia chang dai zhao yi ge wu zhao du zi ku qi de nv hai zou jin lai le 。xian ran shi shang ci lai mai wo men jia zu na bao ling shi de nv hai 。na wei jia chang shui :“lao ban ,zi cong shang ci wo nv er dao ni zhe mai le yi bao ‘QQ’hou ,ta mei tian zao shang qi lai jiu wang ce suo pao ……”lao ban hao bu zai yi de shui :“bu ke neng zai wo zhe er mai de la !”na wei jia chang zhong yu lai qi le :“zen me zhe yang ne ?”ke shi lao ban si bu cheng ren 。bian shang ku qi de nv hai ku de geng da sheng le ,jia chang lian mang zou guo qu bao zhu nv er :“bie pa ,wo song ni shang yi yuan ,yi hou bu yao sui bian mai ling shi le 。”
wo geng shang xin le ,wo de tong ban ye fei chang ku nao ,
yin wei wo men ye shi sha ren xiong shou zhi yi 。wo men xiang hu tao lun le yi xia ,jue ding zi sha ,bu neng rang na xie tan cai de ren jie wo men lai hai ren le 。yu shi ,guo le yi hui er ,wo men chen lao ban mei zai yi ,shi chu quan shen chi nai de jin ni tui wo sang ,zui hou shuai zai de shang sui le ,sa de man de dou shi 。lao ban kan le kan wo men ,ju sang de yao le yao tou ,er wo men que wei jiu le yi xie mo gu zhe er xi sheng gan shou dao le yi ma
guang rong 。
“shi zi de ren men ,ni men ke bu neng suan shi mo gu zhe e 。mai
dong xi shi ,qing qie ji :kan qing bao zhuang shang mian de sheng chan ri ji he you xiao ji 、sheng chan de zhi 、lian ji dian hua !yu dao wen ti yi ding yao gao su gong shang bu men 。”
―― yi bao ling shi de wei yan 。
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