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惊遇猫人散文900字
地球上最后一个独自坐在房间里,这时,忽然响起了敲门声。 de qiu shang zui hou yi ge ren du zi zuo zai fang jian li ,zhe shihu ran xiang qi le qiao men sheng
“咚咚咚咚……”dong dong dong dong ……”
“唔,我都已经最后一个人了,咋还有敲门声?”最后一个人想,“是不是外星人夜来探访地球?不对呀,外星人又不懂地球礼节,要进来早就把门踹个稀巴烂了!难道是小绿和小红(两只猫的名字)?那也没可能呀,它们刚结婚,小红应该在生宝宝呀!就算小绿要进来,下面不是有个活板门吗,哪用得着敲门!”“en ,wo dou yi jing zui hou yi ge ren le ,za hai you qiao men sheng ?”zui hou yi ge ren xiang ,“shi bu shi wai xing ren ye lai tan fang de qiu ?bu dui ya ,wai xing ren you bu dong de qiu li jieyao jin lai zao jiu ba men chuai ge xi ba lan le !nan dao shi xiao lu he xiao gong (liang zhi mao de ming zi )?na ye mei ke neng ya ,ta men gang jie hun ,xiao gong ying gai zai sheng bao bao ya !jiu suan xiao lu yao jin lai ,xia mian bu shi you ge huo ban men ma ,na yong de zhao qiao men !”
他越想越害怕,抄起锅盖和马桶塞,还有一双最最臭的袜子,囫囵放入马桶塞里,用锅盖挡住半边脸,打开门便是一顿猛戳。他一点一点小心翼翼地睁开眼睛。当他将眼睛全部睁开时,被眼前的东西一吓,“啊”了几声便昏了过去。ta yue xiang yue hai pa ,chao qi guo gai he ma tong sai ,hai you yi shuang zui zui chou de wa zi ,hu lun fang ru ma tong sai li ,yong guo gai dang zhu ban bian lian ,da kai men bian shi yi du meng chuo 。ta yi dian yi dian xiao xin yi yi de zheng kai yan jing 。dang ta jiang yan jing quan bu zheng kai shi ,bei yan qian de dong xi yi he ,“a ”le ji sheng bian hun le guo qu 。
“快,我们现在就得把两位老祖宗带回去,还有他们的崽崽,也就是我们的曾曾曾曾曾曾曾祖父和祖母。”他从床上蹦了起来,大叫:“不许动我的小红小绿。还有,你们何方神圣!”一只个子矮小的不猫不人却又似猫似人的东西说:“在下乃九兆年后的猫人一族,这两位是我们的开族祖先。”“kuai ,wo men xian zai jiu de ba liang wei lao zu zong dai hui qu ,hai you ta men de zai zai ,ye jiu shi wo men de ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng zu fu he zu mu 。”ta cong chuang shang beng le qi lai ,da jiao :“bu hu dong wo de xiao gong xiao lu 。hai you ,ni men he fang shen sheng !”yi zhi ge zi ai xiao de bu mao bu ren que you shi mao shi ren de dong xi shui :“zai xia nai jiu zhao nian hou de mao ren yi zu ,zhe liang wei shi wo men de kai zu zu xian 。”
“哈哈……哈哈哈,猫……猫人……一……一族?你化装舞会吧,还猫人?谁信啊!”“ha ha ……ha ha ha ,mao ……mao ren ……yi ……yi zu ?ni hua zhuang wu hui ba ,hai mao ren ?shei xin a !”
他们的首领说:“唉,你看外面的两条流浪狗,就是与我们猫人对峙不下的狗人祖先,这次我们的任务除了带走老祖宗,还要干掉那俩狗!”其他猫人抽出激光刀,欲出又止。“杀狗我不阻止,小红和小绿你们绝对不能带走,除非把我也一起带走!”他带着一点儿哭腔说。ta men de shou ling shui :“ai ,ni kan wai mian de liang tiao liu lang gou ,jiu shi yu wo men mao ren dui shi bu xia de gou ren zu xian ,zhe ci wo men de ren wu chu le dai zou lao zu zong ,hai yao gan diao na lia gou !”ji ta mao ren chou chu ji guang dao ,yu chu you zhi 。“sha gou wo bu zu zhi ,xiao gong he xiao lu ni men jue dui bu neng dai zou ,chu fei ba wo ye yi qi dai zou !”ta dai zhao yi dian er ku qiang shui 。
猫人呆住了。片刻,他们围在一起细声说话,说了些什么,恐怕也只有他们自己能知道了。一会儿,首领站起来点点头,说:“你可以。但还有个难题,外面那俩一见我们就跑,追都追不上,任务完不成,我们回不去呀!”mao ren dai zhu le 。pian ke ,ta men wei zai yi qi xi sheng shui hua ,shui le xie shen me ,kong pa ye zhi you ta men zi ji neng zhi dao le 。yi hui er ,shou ling zhan qi lai dian dian tou ,shui :“ni ke yi 。dan hai you ge nan ti ,wai mian na lia yi jian wo men jiu pao ,zhui dou zhui bu shang ,ren wu wan bu cheng ,wo men hui bu qu ya !”
“哈,一群傻瓜,看我的!”说着,他拿起一瓶狗粮,跳入大街,把狗粮排成小排,一粒一粒放下,一直放到猫人前。“等着瞧吧!”他得瑟地翘了翘眉毛。不出他所料,狗真的走进了他的房间,来到猫人前。他护住狗,可怜兮兮地说:“让你们的医生把它的子和卵巢切除,让狗人失去生育能力不就行了吗?”“好,说得好。”一位老年猫人医者走出来,麻利地剖开母狗的肚子,迅速切除有助于母狗怀孕的器官。“好了,走吧,我的人类朋友。”首领友好地说。“ha ,yi qun sha gua ,kan wo de !”shui zhao ,ta na qi yi ping gou liang ,tiao ru da jie ,ba gou liang pai cheng xiao pai ,yi li yi li fang xia ,yi zhi fang dao mao ren qian 。“deng zhao qiao ba !”ta de se de qiao le qiao mei mao 。bu chu ta suo liao ,gou zhen de zou jin le ta de fang jian ,lai dao mao ren qian 。ta hu zhu gou ,ke lian xi xi de shui :“rang ni men de yi sheng ba ta de zi gong he luan chao qie chu ,rang gou ren shi qu sheng yo neng li bu jiu hang le ma ?”“hao ,shui de hao 。”yi wei lao nian mao ren yi zhe zou chu lai ,ma li de pou kai mu gou de du zi ,xun su qie chu you zhu yu mu gou huai yun de qi guan 。“hao le ,zou ba ,wo de ren lei peng you 。”shou ling you hao de shui 。
这位人类幸存者,在猫人族生活的快乐,多次拯救了猫人族可爱的生命,也多次保住了猫人的边疆土地,深受猫人民爱戴。zhe wei ren lei xing cun zhe ,zai mao ren zu sheng huo de kuai le ,duo ci zheng jiu le mao ren zu ke ai de sheng ming ,ye duo ci bao zhu le mao ren de bian jiang tu de ,shen shou mao ren min ai dai 。
de qiu shang zui hou yi ge ren du zi zuo zai fang jian li ,zhe shi ,hu ran xiang qi le qiao men sheng 。 “dong dong dong dong ……” “en ,wo dou yi jing zui hou yi ge ren le ,za hai you qiao men sheng ?”zui hou yi ge ren xiang ,“shi bu shi wai xing ren ye lai tan fang de qiu ?bu dui ya ,wai xing ren you bu dong de qiu li jie ,yao jin lai zao jiu ba men chuai ge xi ba lan le !nan dao shi xiao lu he xiao gong (liang zhi mao de ming zi )?na ye mei ke neng ya ,ta men gang jie hun ,xiao gong ying gai zai sheng bao bao ya !jiu suan xiao lu yao jin lai ,xia mian bu shi you ge huo ban men ma ,na yong de zhao qiao men !” ta yue xiang yue hai pa ,chao qi guo gai he ma tong sai ,hai you yi shuang zui zui chou de wa zi ,hu lun fang ru ma tong sai li ,yong guo gai dang zhu ban bian lian ,da kai men bian shi yi du meng chuo 。ta yi dian yi dian xiao xin yi yi de zheng kai yan jing 。dang ta jiang yan jing quan bu zheng kai shi ,bei yan qian de dong xi yi he ,“a ”le ji sheng bian hun le guo qu 。 “kuai ,wo men xian zai jiu de ba liang wei lao zu zong dai hui qu ,hai you ta men de zai zai ,ye jiu shi wo men de ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng ceng zu fu he zu mu 。”ta cong chuang shang beng le qi lai ,da jiao :“bu hu dong wo de xiao gong xiao lu 。hai you ,ni men he fang shen sheng !”yi zhi ge zi ai xiao de bu mao bu ren que you shi mao shi ren de dong xi shui :“zai xia nai jiu zhao nian hou de mao ren yi zu ,zhe liang wei shi wo men de kai zu zu xian 。” “ha ha ……ha ha ha ,mao ……mao ren ……yi ……yi zu ?ni hua zhuang wu hui ba ,hai mao ren ?shei xin a !” ta men de shou ling shui :“ai ,ni kan wai mian de liang tiao liu lang gou ,jiu shi yu wo men mao ren dui shi bu xia de gou ren zu xian ,zhe ci wo men de ren wu chu le dai zou lao zu zong ,hai yao gan diao na lia gou !”ji ta mao ren chou chu ji guang dao ,yu chu you zhi 。“sha gou wo bu zu zhi ,xiao gong he xiao lu ni men jue dui bu neng dai zou ,chu fei ba wo ye yi qi dai zou !”ta dai zhao yi dian er ku qiang shui 。 mao ren dai zhu le 。pian ke ,ta men wei zai yi qi xi sheng shui hua ,shui le xie shen me ,kong pa ye zhi you ta men zi ji neng zhi dao le 。yi hui er ,shou ling zhan qi lai dian dian tou ,shui :“ni ke yi 。dan hai you ge nan ti ,wai mian na lia yi jian wo men jiu pao ,zhui dou zhui bu shang ,ren wu wan bu cheng ,wo men hui bu qu ya !” “ha ,yi qun sha gua ,kan wo de !”shui zhao ,ta na qi yi ping gou liang ,tiao ru da jie ,ba gou liang pai cheng xiao pai ,yi li yi li fang xia ,yi zhi fang dao mao ren qian 。“deng zhao qiao ba !”ta de se de qiao le qiao mei mao 。bu chu ta suo liao ,gou zhen de zou jin le ta de fang jian ,lai dao mao ren qian 。ta hu zhu gou ,ke lian xi xi de shui :“rang ni men de yi sheng ba ta de zi gong he luan chao qie chu ,rang gou ren shi qu sheng yo neng li bu jiu hang le ma ?”“hao ,shui de hao 。”yi wei lao nian mao ren yi zhe zou chu lai ,ma li de pou kai mu gou de du zi ,xun su qie chu you zhu yu mu gou huai yun de qi guan 。“hao le ,zou ba ,wo de ren lei peng you 。”shou ling you hao de shui 。 zhe wei ren lei xing cun zhe ,zai mao ren zu sheng huo de kuai le ,duo ci zheng jiu le mao ren zu ke ai de sheng ming ,ye duo ci bao zhu le mao ren de bian jiang tu de ,shen shou mao ren min ai dai 。 惊遇猫人散文900字 第1张资料.rar

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